That night I went on a Tinder date. I’d just moved into a flat in Dalston and didn’t like spending time there. I lived with a girl and a boy. The girl used to track me down while I watched TV and chat incessantly at me.
My first thought was great! No work for up to 3 months! I’ll be sitting around all day under the guise of serving my country! Free lunches! Then I thought about how easily disturbed I am.