My mum’s definitely voting tory but I sent her a cheeky WhatsApp just in case
Yes, she was calling to shout at me.
Other Rants
I can watch TV, as long as I also watch the piles of boxes on the floor overflowing with newspapers dated the same year I wore the baby clothes next to them.
You avoid ice cream for ten days because you’re really trying to feel better but one post from your ex and its pizza for dinner again.
This will either be a weird story, or the absolute worst moment of my life.